Saturday Slang: Down for the Count / Kick to the Curb

This is a true story. I am feeling absolutely miserable and can't seem to shake this cold. I'm down for the count with a stuffy nose, aching body, and a pounding headache. I am completely drained of energy! All I want to do is curl up in bed and sleep it off, but even that doesn't seem to provide much relief. Hopefully, with plenty of rest and fluids, I'll be able to kick this cold to the curb soon. Please send me your energy.